Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Reviews




In the spotlight Issue 2... MOVIES



Top 10:

10.Warcraft
9.Jurassic Park IV: Extinction
8.Friday The 13th
7.Pee-Wee’s Playhouse: The Movie
6.Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
5.Watchmen
4.G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
3.Greyskull: Masters of the Universe
2.X-Men Origins: Wolverine
1.The A-Team

Taken From TOP 10 KID

Comps

COMPS PAGE CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS.THE COMPS START WHEN WE HAVE MORE MEMBERS!!!

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Theme:BOY BANDS

The Jonas Brothers




GREEN DAY





FALL OUT BOY

Lyrics




Low by Flo Rida

(feat. T-Pain)

[Intro - T-Pain]
Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
(Let it rain)
Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
C'mon!

[Chorus (T-Pain):]
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

[Flo-Rida]
Hey, I ain't never seen nothing that'll make me go
This crazy all night spending my doe
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible,
Professional,
Drinking X&O
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think i whoa
Did i think i seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank role
Ima say that I prefer her no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo'
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go (she had them)

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
Apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

[Flo-Rida]
Hey, shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans filled with gwap and they're ready for showing
Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man
I'll bend the rubber bands
That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over
That heny and Cola got me like a soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky ,oh me, I was just like clover
Shawty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster
She showed her

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
Apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

[Flo-Rida]
Whoa, shawty yeah she was worth the money
Little mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back
The way she bent that back
Got all them paper stacks
Ta Ta Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle that
I was on it sexy woman
Let me show it make me want it
Two in the morning, I'm zonin
n Them rosa bottles foaming
She wouldn't stop
Made it drop
Shawty did that pop and lock
Had to break her off that gwap
Gal was fine just like my glock

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
Apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Recipes




SWEET AND SOUR PORK

Serving size: Serves 4
Cuisine type: Asian, Chinese, Modern Australian
Cooking time: Less than 60 minutes
Special options: Kid friendly
Course: Lunch, Main
Favourite flavours: Easy recipes, Pork

Sweet and sour pork
INGREDIENTS

1 egg, lightly beaten
1/3 cup (50g) flour
1 teaspoon oil
500g pork fillet, cubed
2 cups (500ml) rice bran oil
225g can pineapple rings, drained, cubed
1 green or red capsicum, cubed
¾ cup (185ml) chicken stock
¼ cup (60ml) white vinegar
2 tablespoons honey
2 teaspoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon cornflour
steamed rice, to serve

METHOD

1. Place egg, flour, oil and ¼ cup water in a medium bowl. Mix to a smooth batter. Add pork and stir to coat well.

2. Heat rice bran oil in a wok on high until a cube of bread sizzles on contact. Cook pork in batches for 4 minutes, until lightly golden. Drain on paper towel. Reheat oil and re-fry pork in batches until crisp and golden brown. Drain thoroughly on paper towel.

3. Empty and discard all but 1 tablespoon of oil. Reheat remaining oil on high. Add pineapple and capsicum and stir-fry for 3 minutes, until capsicum is tender. Add stock, vinegar, honey and soy and bring to boil.

4. Mix together cornflour and ¼ cup water. Add to wok, bring to boil and stir until sauce thickens slightly. Fold through pork and reheat gently. Serve with steamed rice.

Blush-O-Matic

Blind People Can't Read You Know!

I was assistant manager at a busy restaurant for many years...

One extremely busy Friday night, I was helping the hostess seat people. I sat a party of four and realised we only had one menu left. As I placed the menu in front of one of the young women and told the other three people that I would have menus for them in just a minute or two the three other people in the party began to chuckle.

I Came to find out that the person I chose to give the one and only menu to was blind!
That was the most embarrassing moment of my life I must say.

The people were great about it and said that it happened all of the time.-Karen,23.

Celeb Gab

Madonna's Brother Can't Handle Her Hair or Her Boyfriend!



What with the whole superstar/no last name thing, sometimes we forget that Madonna actually has a family and that she wasn't born of a jackal or placed on earth by a higher power.

Madge's brother, Christopher Ciccone, is a good person to remind us of that.

The pair haven't spoken since Chris released a tell-all book about his sis, but that hasn't stopped him slagging her off in a very brotherly way.

When asked what he thought of Madonna's look at the VMAs, the snarky sibling delivered a tirade of bitter comments...

"She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!" he snapped.

"It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don't keep." Hmm, sounds like he's used that one before.

"It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him."

...OK, Zing. But is this guy practicing for a stand-up routine or what?