What with the whole superstar/no last name thing, sometimes we forget that Madonna actually has a family and that she wasn't born of a jackal or placed on earth by a higher power.
Madge's brother, Christopher Ciccone, is a good person to remind us of that.
The pair haven't spoken since Chris released a tell-all book about his sis, but that hasn't stopped him slagging her off in a very brotherly way.
When asked what he thought of Madonna's look at the VMAs, the snarky sibling delivered a tirade of bitter comments...
"She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!" he snapped.
"It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don't keep." Hmm, sounds like he's used that one before.
"It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him."
...OK, Zing. But is this guy practicing for a stand-up routine or what?
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