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In the spotlight Issue 2... MOVIES



Top 10:

10.Warcraft
9.Jurassic Park IV: Extinction
8.Friday The 13th
7.Pee-Wee’s Playhouse: The Movie
6.Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
5.Watchmen
4.G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra
3.Greyskull: Masters of the Universe
2.X-Men Origins: Wolverine
1.The A-Team

Taken From TOP 10 KID

Comps

COMPS PAGE CLOSED FOR RENOVATIONS.THE COMPS START WHEN WE HAVE MORE MEMBERS!!!

Images

Theme:BOY BANDS

The Jonas Brothers




GREEN DAY




FALL OUT BOY

Lyrics

Low by Flo Rida

(feat. T-Pain)

[Intro - T-Pain]
Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
Let me talk to 'em
(Let it rain)
Mmmmmmmm
Let me talk to 'em
C'mon!

[Chorus (T-Pain):]
Shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

[Flo-Rida]
Hey, I ain't never seen nothing that'll make me go
This crazy all night spending my doe
Had the million dollar vibe and a body to go
Them birthday cakes they stole the show
So sexual
She was flexible,
Professional,
Drinking X&O
Hold up wait a minute, do I see what I think i whoa
Did i think i seen shawty get low
Ain't the same when it's up that close
Make it rain, I'm making it snow
Work the pole I gotta bank role
Ima say that I prefer her no clothes
I'm in to that I love women exposed
She threw it back at me I gave her mo'
Cash ain't a problem I know where it go (she had them)

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
Apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

[Flo-Rida]
Hey, shawty what I gotta do to get you home
My jeans filled with gwap and they're ready for showing
Cadillacs laid back for the sexy grown
Patron on the rocks that'll make you moan
One stack (come on), two stacks (come on), three stacks (come on)
Now that's three grand
What you think I'm playing baby girl I'm the man
I'll bend the rubber bands
That's when I threw her legs on my shoulders
I knew it was over
That heny and Cola got me like a soldier
She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her
So lucky ,oh me, I was just like clover
Shawty was hot like a toaster
Sorry but I had to fold her
Like a pornography poster
She showed her

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
Apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

[Flo-Rida]
Whoa, shawty yeah she was worth the money
Little mama took my cash
And I ain't want it back
The way she bent that back
Got all them paper stacks
Ta Ta Tattoo above her crack
I had to handle that
I was on it sexy woman
Let me show it make me want it
Two in the morning, I'm zonin
n Them rosa bottles foaming
She wouldn't stop
Made it drop
Shawty did that pop and lock
Had to break her off that gwap
Gal was fine just like my glock

[Chorus (T-Pain)]
Apple bottom jeans (jeans)
Boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reebok's with the straps (with the straps)
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack (hey!)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

Recipes

SWEET AND SOUR PORK

Serving size: Serves 4
Cuisine type: Asian, Chinese, Modern Australian
Cooking time: Less than 60 minutes
Special options: Kid friendly
Course: Lunch, Main
Favourite flavours: Easy recipes, Pork

Sweet and sour pork
INGREDIENTS

1 egg, lightly beaten
1/3 cup (50g) flour
1 teaspoon oil
500g pork fillet, cubed
2 cups (500ml) rice bran oil
225g can pineapple rings, drained, cubed
1 green or red capsicum, cubed
¾ cup (185ml) chicken stock
¼ cup (60ml) white vinegar
2 tablespoons honey
2 teaspoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon cornflour
steamed rice, to serve

METHOD

1. Place egg, flour, oil and ¼ cup water in a medium bowl. Mix to a smooth batter. Add pork and stir to coat well.

2. Heat rice bran oil in a wok on high until a cube of bread sizzles on contact. Cook pork in batches for 4 minutes, until lightly golden. Drain on paper towel. Reheat oil and re-fry pork in batches until crisp and golden brown. Drain thoroughly on paper towel.

3. Empty and discard all but 1 tablespoon of oil. Reheat remaining oil on high. Add pineapple and capsicum and stir-fry for 3 minutes, until capsicum is tender. Add stock, vinegar, honey and soy and bring to boil.

4. Mix together cornflour and ¼ cup water. Add to wok, bring to boil and stir until sauce thickens slightly. Fold through pork and reheat gently. Serve with steamed rice.

Blush-O-Matic

Blind People Can't Read You Know!

I was assistant manager at a busy restaurant for many years...

One extremely busy Friday night, I was helping the hostess seat people. I sat a party of four and realised we only had one menu left. As I placed the menu in front of one of the young women and told the other three people that I would have menus for them in just a minute or two the three other people in the party began to chuckle.

I Came to find out that the person I chose to give the one and only menu to was blind!
That was the most embarrassing moment of my life I must say.

The people were great about it and said that it happened all of the time.-Karen,23.

Celeb Gab

Madonna's Brother Can't Handle Her Hair or Her Boyfriend!



What with the whole superstar/no last name thing, sometimes we forget that Madonna actually has a family and that she wasn't born of a jackal or placed on earth by a higher power.

Madge's brother, Christopher Ciccone, is a good person to remind us of that.

The pair haven't spoken since Chris released a tell-all book about his sis, but that hasn't stopped him slagging her off in a very brotherly way.

When asked what he thought of Madonna's look at the VMAs, the snarky sibling delivered a tirade of bitter comments...

"She looked like Rachel Zoe gone horribly wrong!" he snapped.

"It proves the point that you can judge a person by the company they keep — or don't keep." Hmm, sounds like he's used that one before.

"It's painfully apparent that Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but your basic blow dryer eludes him."

...OK, Zing. But is this guy practicing for a stand-up routine or what?

Advice Column

If you need advice please post your questions here! I am trying really hard to make this magazine a hit so I NEED YOU TO CO-OPERATE!

Our first applier for advice was a girl called Tallulah:

I'm on the verge of screaming out loud, I am in love with Zachary Greene and he won't take it, I know he likes me, why else would he hang around us during break, why else would he always talk to me? It's horrible going around like this, especially when everyone's telling me I'm beautiful, I need help, I'm 14 by the way.- Tallulah

Well Tallulah,

I suggest you talk to Zachary in private, tell him that if he won't show his feelings for you, it's going to be all over for you, you should be able to do this, even if you're both interested in each other, it'll be easier to be with someone willing to show they're feelings openly.

Fashion Tips

Top 10 Fashion Tips For ISSUE 2:

#1 Grey and Purple
Grey is the hottest neutral of the season. Purple — from deep plums to light lavenders — accents it nicely.

#2 Ruffled Blouses
They update tailored separates and look great on their own or peeking out from under a jacket.

#3 Ankle Booties
They work as well with cigarette pants as they do with mini-dresses and pencil slim skirts. Some even have peep-toes. Pick a heel height that works for you!

#4 Floral Skirts
Make them work for cooler weather with tights, flats and fitted sweaters.

#5 Cropped Tuxedo Jackets
Find them in designer boutiques, vintage stores and everywhere in between. They offer both day and night versatility.

#6 Colourful, Oversized Handbags
Pick a hue you love and wear it with everything!

#7 Menswear Details
High-heeled Oxford pumps with laces and tassels along with tweed pants, vests and jackets lead the way for celebrating this trend.

#8 Ballet Flats
Choose those with a slight heel & snipped toes for a fresh look.

#9 Patterned Tights
Add leg interest and texture to a variety of fall looks.

#10 Jewelled Necklaces
Spend a little or a lot — just make sure your neckline sparkles!

BeautyTips

Top 10 Beauty Tips For ISSUE 2:

1. Smash box Photo Finish Primers: both versions, with and without sunscreen. These silicon based primers absolutely get the job of minimising fine lines and pores done beautifully without any bad side effects.

2. bare Minerals: still my favourite foundation of the year. I have turned on most of my friends and family to it, and I hope countless others online. bare Minerals is easy to use, economical and leaves your skin looking flawless – all day.

3. MAC eye shadows – they have been the best forever it seems, and they are still going strong. With new colours being added to their collection constantly, they are at the forefront of fashion, and they frankly are the best performing eye shadows on the market with no signs of slowing down.

4. Clairsonic facial brush – I have had mine for over a year now, and it performs perfectly. The price tag is a little steep ($200), but it has been well worth it for the benefits to my skin. Got blackheads/white heads? Get a Clairsonic – truly.

5. Cibu Pho-Finish hair spray – I really don’t use any other on a regular basis, and haven’t in the past three years. I try them, but always go back to old faithful. I love the scent, the hold and the workability – what else do you need?

6. Tourmaline technology hair styling gadgets – there is not much to say other than the fact that these really do work. The technology dries/styles your hair with minimal damage, and that alone is worth the slightly higher price tag. There are many brands out there to choose from, the most recent ones I have used have been by Conair, in their Infinity line. They are so technologically advanced you can find them in Best Buy (as well as in your local drug stores and Ulta). Yeah!

7. Home laser treatments – the Rejuvawand is the one I have used, and it really works. If you are faithful about using it, you will reap the rewards. Again, the price tag on this one is a little steep, but well worth it – you will see results. Man, I love technology, and I especially love dermatological and spa treatments that come home.

8. Smash box Photo Op Under Eye Brightener – this is a newish Smash box product that competes with the much loved YSL Touché Eclat. Smash box does the job the big guy (gal?) does, but for half the price. And its a good thing, because neither comes in a very big tube and doesn’t last all that long. ;)

9. Smash box Cream Eye Liner – Yes, again. I hardly use pencils at all any more (although I still have an undying love for MAC’s Kohl eye liners, and a silver eye liner I have from Shiseido). Smash box’s cream eye liner lasts forever on your eye (and in the pot!), goes on beautifully, and comes in a gorgeous array of colours. Caviar and Midnight Purple are my staples, and their palette will never leave my make-up case.

10. Oh there are so many other great products out there – but in the interest of trying to cover all of my beauty areas, my number 10 spot goes to Cetaphil cream. This huge tub of thick, non greasy cream stays at my bedside, and gets used every night before I go to bed. I discovered this cream after my dermatologist recommended I try the Cetaphil cleanser – I have been a fan of this cream for 10 years or more (the cleanser is amazing too, esp. when your skin is acting sensitive), and while there are lots of other lotions and creams that are great, you just can’t beat Cetaphil for the quality and the price. I put it in smaller containers mixed with my favourite fragrances (it is unscented), and I just use it like its going out of style. I hope it never does

Who Wore It Best?

Emmy Rossum or Miley Cyrus?





Megan Fox or Hilary Duff?